Book Review: Velveteen by Daniel Marks

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Posted 10/16/2012 by alicemarvels in Horror

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Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers
 
Release Date: October 9, 2012
 
Page Count: 464
 
Synopsis: Velveteen Monroe is dead. At 16, she was kidnapped and murdered by a madman named Bonesaw. But that’s not the problem. The problem is she landed in purgatory. And while it’s not a fiery inferno, it’s certainly no heaven. It’s gray, ashen, and crumbling more and more by the day, and everyone has a job to do. Which doesn’t leave Velveteen much time to do anything about what’s really on her mind. Bonesaw. Velveteen aches to deliver the bloody punishment her killer deserves. And she’s figured out just how to do it. She’ll haunt him for the rest of his days. It’ll be brutal... and awesome. But crossing the divide between the living and the dead has devastating consequences. Velveteen’s obsessive haunting cracks the foundations of purgatory and jeopardizes her very soul. A risk she’s willing to take—except fate has just given her reason to stick around: an unreasonably hot and completely off-limits coworker. Velveteen can’t help herself when it comes to breaking rules... or getting revenge. And she just might be angry enough to take everyone down with her.
 

PROS:

Great MC voice; snappy dialogue; killer revenge; unique and cool afterlife
 

CONS:

A bit on the longer side (but the writing sucks you in so it's hard to care)
 
BOTTOM LINE

Velveteen‘s richly detailed story will suck you in, no matter how disturbed, grossed out, or awestruck you are by its darker plot points.

I expected Daniel Marks’ debut, Velveteen, to be deliciously dark, the perfect read for getting into a macabre mood for Halloween, and I have never been so delighted to be right! Atmospheric and superbly written with a tough-yet-lovable heroine, Velveteen‘s richly detailed story will suck you in—no matter how disturbed, grossed out, or awestruck you are by its darker plot points.

I might just add this to my yearly Halloween rituals: viewing no less than three Tim Burton movies, reading The Graveyard Book, and gorging on an ungodly amount of candy corn.

Why Velveteen Rocks:

Velveteen: a BAMF Chick From the Afterlife

No, not like the bunny rabbit.

Velveteen is living in purgatory, assigned to protect it from upsetting disturbances in the daylight (our world) and to bring lost souls to their rightful place, along with her team of Salvagers.

Velvet is a BAMF character who has clawed and sniped her way into my personal heroine hall of fame. She was definitely her own person in “daylight” life—tough, uncompromising, with a unique Fluevog-wearing style. Velvet was reared on artsy films by her mother, and stuck to the fringe of her high school world, often getting into trouble. That doesn’t change in purgatory, where there are strict rules against unsanctioned visits into the daylight world. Velvet has never been a fan of rules, so it’s no surprise that she crosses over in secret on a quest to stop Bonesaw, her killer, from living to torture and maim another day.

She’s devastatingly snarky and brash with her crew, and even more so with her enemies. Her snark is moody and hilarious, and even when she’s flying solo we get to hear her smartass inner monologues along the way.

While reading I imagined her as some kind of goth tough chick blend of Lydia from Beetlejuice, Lisbeth Salander from Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Fairuza Balk’s character from The Craft. So basically, charming goth, tough stick-it-to-the-bad-guys goth, and unhinged goth all rolled into one.

(Though on the cover, she kind of looks like Kristen Stewart wearing Alexander McQueen).

There IS a bit of romance for Velvet, though you wouldn’t think upon meeting her in the first quarter of the book that she would EVER be up for something as pedestrian as kissing or hand-holding. (And she’s really not.) It’s great fun to see her resist her attraction and try to cling to wanting to kick this guy’s ass. But I guess hormones make their way into purgatory too.

MVP Velvet related lines:

Despite his faults, he could be great fun, he never seemed short of a smart-alecky comment, and he was Quentin’s best friend, so Velvet decided she wouldn’t kick him until he stopped moving.

Velvet got into too much trouble. It was a gift. If she weren’t dead, she’d be in juvie.

She walks a tightrope between psycho and smokin’.

Not Your Mother’s Purgatory

Welcome to the afterlife, mind the shadowquake octopus monsters

Welcome to the afterlife, mind the shadowquake tentacles

Rather than being a torture chamber of punishing horrors or a boring eternal prison cell, Velveteen’s purgatory is more like a gothic artsy neighborhood I’d probably overpay to live in. Her Salvage dorm is in the gaslit Latin Quarter, where salons are held each night with dreadfully off-key song performances and death stories entertaining resident souls.

When someone—usually psychics and witches—gets a bit too zealous in their manipulation of spirits and magic, it has devastating effects in purgatory….in the form of giant squidlike tentacles. They attack the city, knocking down buildings and scooping up souls to frighten.

But not all purgatory unrest comes from supernatural monsters. The city is run by Manny, the station agent, who controls when souls move on, and who directs Velvet and her Salvage team on their missions. Not everyone is pleased by the status quo, and revolutionaries are calling for a scary, forbidden “departure.” Eerily realistic origami effigies burn in the streets, and a revolution that would make Paris proud begins to unfold.

This world is just begging to be brought to film life by Tim Burton, Guillermo Del Toro, or some other darkly inclined visionary mind. I for one would see it (with lots of candy corn).

 

Creeeeeeeepy Serial Killer

Want a ride home?

We open the novel with Velveteen taking a boot-kicking look into a certain serial killer’s humble abode, and it is spine-tinglingly scary stuff. While I do wish there had been more focus on good old Bonesaw revenge, this was a satisfying subplot to a larger, richer story.

 

 

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33 Comments


  1.  
    LL

    Probably the scariest YA book was Anna Dressed in Blood. thank so much! This books sounds really cool!




  2.  

    I haven’t actually read a scary one yet. It takes a lot for a book to scare me but I’m looking forward to finding one. Thanks for the awesome post and giveaway!




  3.  

    I just read STORMDANCER by Jay Kristoff, and it was actually pretty scary! Some horrible stuff happens in that book that you don’t expect. Thanks for the giveaway!




  4.  
    Brittany Hiester

    The scariest book I ever read was “This Is Not a Test” by: Courtney Summers




  5.  
    Jenna

    Oh definitely The Monster Variations, followed closely by I Hunt killers. Thanks !!




  6.  
    Berenice

    This book sounds so freaking cool! I can’t wait to read it. I love Lydia from Beetlejuice!!




  7.  
    Steph

    This sounds like the perfect Halloween book! I also really like The Graveyard Book too.




  8.  
    Christine

    This Is Not a Test freaked me out, even though it wasn’t really scary. It was more of a psychological thriller, though, which always scares me even more.




  9.  

    Darker Still by Leanna Renee Hieber…there’s something about a person not being able to speak a word out loud that is just plain terrifying!




  10.  

    I’m scared of a lot of books! LOL. I’ve not read a scary YA book, yet. The scariest book I’ve read is Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.




  11.  
    Celia

    I am dying to read this! I love darker books like this. I guess Rotters is one of the creepiest books I’ve read in a while. I also really liked Girl of Nightmares.




  12.  
    Eliza

    I haven’t read a lot of scary YA novels but I loved Anna Dressed in Blood




  13.  
    Larissa

    I have been wanting to check this out. Thanks for the review! My scariest book is still The Shining. I read it every couple of years and it freaks me out every time!




  14.  
    Veronika

    I’m not easily frightened by I will mention that I really liked The Monstrumologist by Rick Yancey. I loved the creepy, gory, and macabre feel that it has to it. VOYA described it as being a cross between Frankenstein and Steven King, and I couldn’t agree more. Everyone should pick up this book right away!
    I really REALLY hope that horror/suspense becomes the next trend in YA!!!




  15.  
    Priya

    I think I’m going to like Velveteen. :)

    The scariest YA book I’ve read is This Dark Endeavor. It’s about the Frankenstein twins, and how one of them is sick and the other tries to use alchemy to cheat death. It’s very suspenseful and scary, and there are a lot of strange, spooky creatures too.




  16.  
    Hannah

    The scariest I read was The Hole. . . very creepy. . .didnt even want to go out after I read it




  17.  
    Julie

    I need to read this!




  18.  
    joy

    Probably the unbecoming of mara dyer. I was definietely freaked out!




  19.  
    Miriam

    I soooo want this book. As far as scary books goes the Monstrumologist is pretty chilling. Also The Shining.




  20.  
    Nina Su

    Velveteen sounds awesome! I love scary books, so it’s hard to name just one, but you can’t go wrong with Pet Semetary or I Am Legend.




  21.  
    Stacy K.

    I really like Anna Dressed in Blood. It was chilling and freaked me out. I made the mistake of reading it at night and kept thinking I was hearing things and couldn’t sleep for hours.




  22.  
    Jade

    I don’t really get scared by books, but the creepiest book I’ve read that i wouldn’t want to have part take in my real life is Ashes by Ilsa J. Bick.




  23.  
    Jenelle

    Hmm…. I think it was Anna Dressed in Blood! :)




  24.  
    Chastity

    Love this review :)




  25.  
    Jess

    Anna Dressed in Blood is a good choice, and it seems like a lot of other people agree with me.




  26.  

    I’d say THE GIVER because I read it when I was young and it totally freaked me out!




  27.  
    Eva

    Pretty Amy




  28.  
    Kristin

    I haven’t read any scary YA books, it takes a lot to frighten me. However, for adult books, the one that freaked me out when I was in high school was Misery by Stephen King. That chick was CRAZY!!!!




  29.  
    Nia

    I could use a new book to read. Ill go get it from the library soon.




  30.  

    The scariest book I’ve ever read would have to be Twilight. Just kidding! But the writing was pretty scary, what’s scarier is how everyone likes that series when there’s so many better books/movies out there. ANYWAYS, the scariest book(s) I’ve ever read is the Evernight series by Claudia Gray. Aha, I feel like such a pansy now. Oh well. Amazing book by the way.




  31.  
    Janhvi

    I haven’t read many but it would be Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake




  32.  
    Siarah

    Wait till Helen Comes by Mary Downing Hahn! read it like 5 years ago and i still think about it!! Totally creeped me out but i was so in love with the book i could care less!!!




  33.  

    I haven’t read any YA books that have been that scary. I read Anna Dressed in Blood whcih was creepy so I guess I’ll go with that as my choice.
    Thanks for the chance!





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